1/24/16

"Arriving alive" or "With my butt pockets filled with snow"

Yesterday early morning it snowed in Leipzig. By the time I was riding to work the main roads were already pretty dried up. I was riding along one of said dry roads then turned left onto Merseburger which which was not cleared. I hit a shloppy patch of shlippery shnow and skidded over, launching my bike under an oncoming car. Car wasn't going very fast but with the shlopps n' all, wasn't able to stop before driving over my bike. He backed up off of it as gently as he could, me cringing the whole time. The bike sprung out from under the wheel, making quite a noticeable "boy-yoing" upon its release, looking pretty fucked. My heart sank, but I was relieved to be in one piece myself. I had a couple more blocks to walk until I reached work so I bent my handlebars and fenders back into reasonable shape so the front wheel would at least turn, at which time I realized that there was miraculously still air in the tire, none of the spokes were bent, and although the frame is quite bent, the whole shabang is pretty much fine. Had this happened to the Bianchi, I'm sure the bike would be toast, but this fucking MIFA is indestructible I tell you. Not a single part has been replaced since it was built sometime in the mid 60s. What a gem. I love you little guy.

11/2/15

fuck the couscous teller

lyfe in leipzig has been pretty bizniz ok? butT now I'm official everything is official relax. just got my first paycheck. just paid my first bills. its partytime WAMBAMTHANKYOUMAM also halloween, although sans-costume, was great. tim and i ended up at an excellent double party down the street and got bakey on a spinning machine. my hood is so tight. P.S. I'M GWAN HOME FOR CHRISTMAS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10/18/15

10/12/15

wiser words


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9/15/15

SEND ME AN ANGLE

8/16/15

i know i know

8/7/15

8/5/15

eating hamburgers in hamburg is no joke.



Tim and I successfully moved to Leipzig a few days ago. I found myself a real beauty of a home in Volkmarsdorf. So far we've been riding rides at the fair and booing PEGIDA rallies, both of which real funtimes!!!!!!!

7/25/15

7/22/15

NUBAR IS RIGHT ABOUT FRIENDS

I had such a gay time in amsterdam :) Found some eggsellent used book shops then almost got killed by a shitty scooter. Every kind of driving there is fucked. Severin and Niklaus just moved into a place that had been previously inhabited by an entry-level hoarder, so between barbecuing there was stuff constantly being thrown out. Each newly gutted room left no more hiding spaces for the mice so the mice just chilled under our pillows at night :) We all cuddled and watched Golden Boy. Best boyfriends a gal could ask fer.


6/21/15

6/16/15

5/30/15

i'm a real saxual woman

THIS RECORD IS SO TIGHT
 

5/29/15

5/23/15

happi birthday Dudu

:)

i figured it out :3 :3 :3

5/19/15

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holy fuuUUUUUUCCCK WHY CAN'T I FIGURE OUT THIS FUCKING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

5/12/15

Ever since hanging out with those hippies i've been on a real poop roll.

I've had nothing but ghost poos for well over a week.

trust

so Tim and Mike Watt are best friends now and have been sending eachother lots of e-mails and as a result I had a dream last night about befriending Mike Patton and then things got steamy.

in other news I have a whole succulent farm starting up here