10/31/09

i inadvertently opened the peaches

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKEY YOU FUCKING LOVE MONKEY.
I DEDICATE THIS EPISODE TO YOU! (p.s. heimes cred)

10/30/09

$1.50 n' blowing things

video

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i can't sleep

10/27/09

HAPPY TUESDAY

just walked into my room and found a new life partner:



note: i'm the wrong person to have around in the case of creepy strangers cause all i'll do is collapse and feel like puking. it's a good stat to put into my thesis

10/26/09

i dare you to complain about weather one more time to me

did some yesterday:

today i was diddling in the library and morgan gave me chocolate then told me about this fucking fuck guy. just about barfed.




P.S.
P.P.S.
i came home to a package with the one on the right in it. dickey is probably my soulmate

YALL ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FLOPPS

10/20/09

d'hickee just sent me this and it made me super emotional



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10/19/09

GUTTER DUCK BUTTER UNITED

chews and bernhard threw an engagement party on saturday. typical i only really started taking photos once i had booze shakes, and once the last straggling 20 or so of us had the giant place to ourselves, including public facilities. it was a riot. reuniting with highschool clan was good for my belly. super happy for you chews. let's never forget the sloppy shit we did to jimmy urine.













x-t wiping up my spit





loballs icing her door shiner, tasha staying fresh

x-t also ate shit

10/18/09

curious

10/14/09

IF THERE'S NO WATER ON THE MOON, J-DILLS IS TOUCHING MY BELLY BUTTON

the eazy days:

piotr returns tomorrow:


a reasonable list of things I'd like to posses:
electric shaver
a working external hard drive
a fully equipped recording studio
proper winter boots
theremin

all the above should and would be co-owned by everyone i know
i'd be willing to trade valuable services such as:
cleaning your shit
fixing your shit
spending quality time
designing you the best fucking solution to any problem and giving amazing advice
scoring your film
making you a music video
making music with you
judging your tastes
blowjams
pumping you up for a good sleep in the snow
pumping you up for anything
breakfasts lunches dinners
finding you a soulmate

no physical possessions come to mind as suitable to trade for i own very little, but would be willing to let you into my home so that you may change my mind

The best place, to me, was the largest remnant of this plateau that dates from the tertiary age. It's kind of rolling country, not flat, and when you get to the edge of it you find these ravines that cut very steeply in to cliff-like drop-offs and there was even a waterfall there. It was about a two days hike from my cabin. That was the best spot until the summer of 1983. That summer there were too many people around my cabin so I decided I needed some peace. I went back to the plateau and when I got there I found they had put a road right through the middle of it" His voice trails off; he pauses, then continues, "You just can't imagine how upset I was. It was from that point on I decided that, rather than trying to acquire further wilderness skills, I would work on getting back at the system. Revenge.
Ted Kaczynski,

finding below courtesy of croptop

blue roses - "doubtful comforts" (3D camera shift musicvideo) from fabian röttger on Vimeo.


THIS BLOG IS SOMETHING

10/13/09

10/12/09

you can fix everthing with milk

just had a golden weekend in ottawa. AV Loans Ted was coincidently on my bus both there and back. hadn't had a real sober conversation with him ever turns out he's reeeeeaaaaallllly rad and hilarious. told me 8million good stories. in a rant about how sci-fi is balls spurted out "you wanna see an alien?..look at a fucking octopus." i burst out so hard i clocked my forehead on the seat in front. tomato soup birthday cake from mom. he periodically read aloud from his handicapped erotica novel. some kid admiring foxes, "those are fucking scavengers". i was basically laughing 5 hours straight. saturday loitered with mum and piotr on a squatter railway bridge over the river. then got high with tom in a cemetery. he made me laugh a lot too as usual. spurted coke out my nose. lost his shit when i mentioned the wednesdays with reda thing in copenhagen. made me write a list of the boys i gathered. sunday delicious feast. then my first official playdate with d'hickee. he too made me laugh a bunch. really should have snagged photos of his (your) apartment cause that shit was perfect. also as usual provided me with new phundings (see below). i recorded the whole evening and listened to it on the bus, laughing the whole time. fuck i laughed so much this weekend.





and backing up the basics


wednesday was j-dill'z birth. got sloppy at the silver dollar. everyone came out




love you flops

thursday helped james and anna put up their invariant set shit, missed the opening on friday, hope it was great. window stalker was a hoot



TRICKY TRICKY GLOBALLS IS STICKY

babe






my mom gave me my teeth. now they hangout with the rest of my voodoo shit in gypsy tear pouch

p.s. a spider just ate my back
p.p.s. my mom reads my "blob" now....so let's keep the swearz down to a handfull eh awolls? her largest concern was that my cousin Nadia is gonna mimic my attitude and turn into a hobe, then i reminded her that young girls want nothing to do with me, to which she agreed.
pee-ess d'hickee you gave me a hickey

p.s. FUCK:




p.s. date rape soulmate

piece:
you are the image of your mother
a replication i cannot decipher
you could skin a cat and she would not notice
next time the birthing shouldn't be so seamless
i want i want i want revenge
i want i want i want revenge
one night she judged you for your wisdom
i remember it well, was the first time i won
my dream of bloodshed was almost soothing
until you used voodoo to make her swoon
i want i want i want revenge
i want i want i want revenge