5/31/10

5/30/10

sponge up your front butt

dear constable T. Pignatelli,

what exactly is the lesson you taught me last night? that if i keep my mouth shut while you spatter heaps of complete nonsense, i won't get ticketed for things i didn't do?

you are a brick wall of thick garbage. the fiery rage in your beady little eyes is awesome. guaranteed you went home that night and beat the shit out of your wife and kids. you fuck.

i'll feed you my foot soon
sincerely

ola



dear OCAD

fuck you. with the amount of money i've given you over the last four years hair loss and hate attacks i've floated on in order to do well times i've had to deal with retard professors and fuckhead administration, one would think you'd be able to get your shit together and let me graduate with my motheroffuck friends.

if you don't sort this out by wednesday i promise you bricks

sincerely,

ola

5/28/10

HOLY FUCK

5/25/10

tron reminded me bout massive glore












tday i peeped people and deciphered what they'll be like when old so far i'm the smokinest geriatric on the block

EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL

crazygood weekend. don't wanna work today




...................................loot

5/19/10

leddy ghey

dear shart
this morning i went to the beach and acquired a pretty dumbsunburn. tomorrow i'm at bitcasters all day, then fun in the bum with marlo. friday fatgang are loading into robinslice's car and heading to bobcaygeon (sp?) for the weekend to build a-train's cabin. i'm hoping we pitch tents in the cabin itself, which is currently just foundation. i can't find my tent or my sleeping bag i really gotta piss

a shitful of shivers

cred sheashalts. spent the weekend with bartosz n' marlo. fucking shoes n' shit had several good laffs









i'm sick of orange juice, fuck it








5/18/10



i've had a billion great days over the last bunch of days but i just slaughtered a centipede scurrying across my fucking cuddle pillow i'm drunk and high enough don't seem to be shitting pants after the fact but i'm extra wet about heading to a country where the fuckers don't exist i still have his/her leg residue on my palm

5/16/10

heimes is my internetsinspiration


ye
i'm high

5/15/10

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LIFE PLAN:
WORK ON MEETING PLACE TILL JUNE 19th (DURING WHICH TIME GO ON RAP FOCUS TESTING FIELD TRIPS)
JUNE 20TH TO 22RD - GET RID OF ALL MY SHIT
JUNE 23RD - GET THE FUCK OUT
LATER THAT DAY - FUCK UP DENMARK
LATER THAT WEEK - EAT SHIT AT ROSKILDE
JULY 10th TO AUGUST 31st - FUCK AROUND EUROPE AND FUCK








5/13/10



5/11/10

i take a shit in the morning then again in the evening

sos yesterday i started this legit new job which i love. on my breaks i've been drawing myself shitting and puking over and over and over you know when you find a REALLY satisfying hobby that feels too amazing for words? this is that. also you know when you meet someone who gives you such intense lust for bedtime that you get the shakes and your whole body goes beat red? got that aswell. also my dad is back in town this weekend and i just invited him out to lewis' show with bowden martina and i. hope it gets weird. roji is bringing me to a test meeting in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere northern ontario and it'll be amazing. still trying to find a roskilde job. i'm having the gheyest time right now, too happy. theend






p.s. raging bøner

5/9/10

FACE DOWN ESPECIALLY

DEAR BLOG

grad show was dumb. having my family here was awesome. momma got me new cycling gloves for the summer, peter found a front wheel for the bianchi, pops is letting off my debt and encouraging travel, nikki left a fatass booger in my bed, don't care cause he's cute. i'm pretty sure justin leaves for tree-planting tomorrow and i haven't seen him since bootycall bailing thursday night. mavian matteo cirka and i became gigglefriends over the weekend. tomorrow i start a new job as art director on The Meeting Place. i'm pretty sure everything changed in about half a second and i'm so down with it. getting out is in close reach n' giving me boners. Beowulf is a piece of shit movie. polish people are rad and creepy. i'd offer you things for inspiration fplics but i've been selling my soul 4 days and need to keep all insight to myself till further notice. till then, you prolly give me boners.

new bidniss e-mail: awolla@gmail.com

also ryguy is in germany

5/7/10

I AM GOING TO COPENHAGEN IN JUNE
dear japanese ghost writer,
go fuck yourself

5/6/10

just cracked my face on the bathtub SUCCESS GRADSHOW IS TONIGHT FINGERS CROSSED I DON'T PUKE i am clean for this event

5/3/10

how about hanging out during the day

5/1/10

this photo makes my eyes water

i just spent almost 40minutes on the phone with jizztitties new record



ROJI JUST HIRED ME TO ART DIRECT HER VIDEO GAME STARTING THE SECOND GRAD SHOW WRAPS. IT'S AAAAAAALL COMING TOGETHER

ALSO THIS MORNING I BOUGHT TINY MAGNETS AND A BUSINESS CARD HOLDERwtf