2/29/12

2/28/12

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2/27/12

a good post

t-rex - dawn storm
what makes posts good or bad posts? if it's apropos something you give two shits about? if it's sumthin dumb that you hate, is it a bad post? just a shit post. don't answer me cause i don't care about you

if there's crack in the basement, crackheads stand adjacent

chris and jams are funny funny gheys.

steve miller band - fly like a fohhken eagle



2/24/12

please watch these all the way through


i hate blogs i'm so sick of blogs


DEAR INTERNET DIARYyyyyYYYYAAAAAH
FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIIIIS PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
it's like you find a mix of cool shit you like but then crappy shit that you hate fries don't fucking mix with salad

blaaaaaaaaah blaaaaaahbausihilwhsiwugdluwhdide

2/23/12


ohman

fuckyoustuffitexpander




Cannibal Ox - Vein

2/21/12

oh and then he handed me this

jezze just told me that if i shit pants while sneezing he'll give me a hand


OMG WHERE IS THE PLAY BUTTON CAND FIND IT



family reunion
member that shameful boner i had for this?

it is now this:

she is currently dating jeff goldblum no jokes. boner gone

2/17/12

i just printed a watercolour painting of goku taking a shit ergo my job isn't that terrible.

"i waaaant seeeex i wwwaaaaant seeex hey there smiley EMOTICCOOOOON"



p.s. my polish CV says I both studied and work in computer graphics sooooooooooooooo
i think i just hurt tofu's feelings. i'm sorry tofu
also i was just reminded of a decorative egg i made in grade 4. it was 3/4 of an eggshell all decorated with shit and a teeny tiny feemo baby sleeping in the middle.

2/16/12

my favourite outlet just blew what gives?


ghey shit

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i have lichen planus
i will be Polish Citizen again in 3 to 4 months
only had one meltdown this week
tomorrow is friday
shit is ghey

2/14/12

smells like farts but i didn't just fart sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I'm on my way, I'm making it
I've got to make it show, yeah
So much larger than life
I'm going to watch it growing

The place where I come from is a small town
They think so small
They use small words
But not me
I'm smarter than that
I worked it out
I've been stretching my mouth
To let those big words come right out

I've had enough, I'm getting out
To the city, the big big city
I'll be a big noise with all the big boys
There's so much stuff I will own
And I will pray to a big god
As I kneel in the big church

Big time
I'm on my way, I'm making it
Big time big time
I've got to make it show, yeah
Big time big time
So much larger than life
Big time
I'm going to watch it growing
Big time

My parties have all big names
And I greet them with the widest smile
Tell them how my life is one big adventure
And always they're amazed
When I show them round my house to my bed
I had it made like a mountain range
With a snow-white pillow for my big fat head
And my heaven will be a big heaven
And I will walk through the front door

Big time
I'm on my way, I'm making it
Big time big time
I've got to make it show, yeah
Big time big time
So much larger than life
Big time
I'm going to watch it growing
Big time big time
My car is getting bigger
Big time
My house is getting bigger
Big time
My eyes are getting bigger
Big time
And my mouth
Big time
My belly is getting bigger
Big time
And my bank account
Big time
Look at my circumstance
Big time
And the bulge in my big big big big big big big
big big big big big big big

2/13/12

just wiped nose blood all over mine trackpad

a gift from tofu

tofu came to the photo joint with me and as a result a lot of racist chinese shit went down.
Nancy from Monk's just told me I look like Cleopatra sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

HAPPY 1000TH POST BLORGPUSSY

sasha spent the weekend celebrating my 1000th post by getting famous is de dance world:

dancing sasha from awolla bloseneed on Vimeo.

2/12/12

still testing the waters




i just cut all my hair off and it looks dumb as frig
in other news, my momma's boyfriend is moving in with her. i think that's pretty cool. they like square dancing together
in other other news, i'm pretty sure Def Wish a.k.a Sandwish a.k.a your fav band is getting back together. it has been 6 months and we've all matured
p.p.p.p.s. i'm buying james' tent frometh him since mine has d'speared. TENT PARTY

2/11/12


2/10/12

my dad just informed me he's casually going to Majorka Island, Spain next weekend for a cycling camp. fine

2/9/12


http://lulinternet.com/

danielle just handed me this



she is going to have a ghey time in Egypt this weeks

2/8/12

omg tasha and data just banged

garbage sale

to get my Polish passport I need to suck off a bear
my mom is really really nice and is the best mom
bartosz reminded me aboot TNG
i feel like shit

2/6/12

fuck. i just looked through my entire external hardrive and am dumbfounded at how funny and productive and friendly and musical and happy i was before turning into whatever domesticated fukk-time jobbing baking fucking shit cookies. the last two years have been embarrassing and i'm embarrassed. and pissed

it seems impossible to get drunk without getting ragey these days no jokes

unichron from awolla bloseneed on Vimeo.

2/3/12

sometimes in the fog that is Rush and Yes and Peter Gabriel, I forget how much I love metal. It's okay though cause I just remembered. i probably remembered cause i'm drunk

ohmy

ANIMALS AS LEADERS "CAFO" from DIGITAL THUNDERDOME on Vimeo.

i don't apooligize for "beating" you "over the head" with this



oh your name is Rasmus now?
oh your name is Rasmus now?
oh your name is Rasmus now?
oh your name is Rasmus now?

2/2/12

i have gut rot



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Informer, ya' no say dadda me Snow me I'll go blame,
A licky Boom Boom Down.
Detective mon a says a did a me Snow me stab somewhere down the lane,
A licky Boom Boom Down.
Informer, ya' no say dadda me Snow me I'll go blame,
A licky Boom Boom Down.
Detective mon a says a did a me Snow me stab somewhere down the lane,
A licky Boom Boom Down.

it's babooshka thursday JUST IN CASE YOU WERE FUCKOONN WONDERING

after that one direction shite you'll need something to clean your palate

what the fuck is wrong with people



p.s. one of these dummies recently got a tampon whipped at his face. by me

2/1/12

good morning wooieelld

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fuck off with your block knocking

nikki is gonna clean my clock

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