10/31/12


10/29/12

10/28/12

4-wheel drive or gtfo

10/27/12

i just blew my own fucking brains out and am quite pissed off about it.

weekend at blarneys


Zbigniew Rybczynski - The Fourth Dimention von 33335a67

10/26/12

axel has a broken arm and a black eye

10/25/12


10/23/12

oh glorious dhey.

10/21/12

10/17/12

i went to a nail salon opening party tonight hoping i'd make some nail coocoo girlfriends but turns out girls are fucking annoying

10/16/12

do you believe in life after turducken


here's a snotty thing what's made of glue

here's a puppet what's made of a million things
p.s.

i'd also like to post whitney's I'm Every Woman BUT THE FUCKING INTERNET WON'T FUCKING LET ME WATCH THE GODAMN MUSIC VIDEO



10/15/12

who was it that asked me once aboot whether or not i had read The West Wing?
last night dreamt that my mom told me not to touch the cd burning part of her stereo and then we (du, mar, toilet, ola) dog sat a turtle covered in dog hair because a bishon frise and a turtle mated and we raced it against real dogs and it was fastest.

10/14/12

g.t. snowracers, friend or foOOOOHHHHHKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????

10/13/12

loogit this cute breakfast


i can really relate to Rusty James in Rumble Fish because all he wants to do is run gangs but he's not so bright and all i wanna do is run gangs but i'm too much of a béb

morning vurld

10/12/12

smoking is very cheap

10/11/12

girls just wanna have fum

up the bumbummy
when i grow up i'm getting a massive neck tattoo and will ride my motorcycle into a hurricane and rape a werewolf homeboy
everytime i open the pantry in the kitchen i get giddy i think it's the good kind of haunted

my gord

here's Þórður when he was a baby fighting for the cause:

here's me when i was a baby fighting for the cause

skype with elliot #5





the toilet at my new apartment is the kind what presents your poo to you on a pedestal for observation it's so kewt

10/10/12

this is getting oot of hand

gonna steal all yer stuff, make a pile of yer stuff
gonna steal all yer stuff, make a pile of yer stuff
"hey why are you.."
SHUT UP

HAVING A PRETTY GREAT TIME

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10/9/12

black power

i worked on a sprout farm my second summer in toronto and had a boss named Trevor. he didn't say much, especially to me. he was really tall and skinny and i had a massive weird uncle crush on him always. the first interaction we had was him telling me i should consider drinking my own piss cause it's good for me. for the first several months of working there i thought he thought i was useless and dumb till he came to work and gave me a teach-yourself-banjo dvd what was the second interaction we ever had, although pretty one sided cause i was speechless. even after that he was kind of cold towards me but insisted I shadow him during peak harvests which was awesome cause me and him would just water the plants for hours after everyone else had left, during which times i obviously fantasized about bunging, but we didn't speak. the third and final interaction we had was on a day i was ferociously hungover and he came up behind me while i was cutting wheatgrass, (what used to make me kindof high i think) took off my hairnet, one by one took out all the bobbypins from my hair, then took out all my earrings, and proceeded to give me THE.BEST scalp massage of my entire everything. i think i blacked out during it. anyways i went back to school and never saw him again but he's forever in my weird-boner book. sometimes when i watch flies flying drunk on grass i think of him fondly. in my pants.

hope you're not dead Trevor

also yesterday was great. made vegan tiramisu with Julia and Innes then a cake with Ulli and Jana then Simon helped me haul my mattress. then birthday portied. Robert dedicated "Born in the USA" to me like 40 times. i've been wearing a lot of sports clothes and he says i always look like a soccer player what's fine with me. i'm done with looking for furniture and shit i hate that shit. i'm happy. see?

10/7/12

had another A+ tour weekend. Lary and I are gonna start a band called Butt Shmimus. He's on drums, Shtephan on bass (very important) me vocals and whatever filler guitar is necessary. We will introduce ourselves as "Kindof like Primus, but Shmimus" I can't put into words how fulfilling it is to be swimming in music again. The dudes of PMM (or PMS) talked with me a lot aboot primus and mike patton and they'll soon love Sleepytime as i dudu. Martin's birthday is tomorrow. This week is serious work week plus fun filler. I'm pretty much a brownhead again. 

i miss you elliot. and whoever else peeps this blog i'm sure. 

danke shpatse

10/4/12

fuckit i'm dressing up as tetsuo for halloween
it's times like these (sleeping on the floor) that i thank my cushion rump

10/3/12